Affiliate Program
Earn for recommendations you make every day.
If you write, create, or post about sexual wellness, pleasure, and intimacy — and Thelemonclitsuckers products belong in your audience's hands — we'd love to share revenue with you. Honest commissions, fast payouts, no middleman involved.
Program details
Standard commission rate
Tier 2 (after 50 sales)
Cookie duration window
Monthly payout schedule
How it works
1 · Apply
Email [email protected] with your channel, audience size, and a brief note on why Thelemonclitsuckers fits. We review based on alignment, not follower count — engaged niche audiences are highly welcome.
2 · Get dashboard access
Approved partners receive a tracking dashboard via Refersion. Custom links, optional audience discount code (10% off), and real-time performance metrics.
3 · Create with freedom
We don't script or dictate approach. Use your voice, your platform. We supply samples, high-res imagery, and topic talking points. FTC disclosure required per regulations.
4 · Earn payouts
Net 15 monthly via PayPal or wire transfer. Reach 50 verified sales and automatically upgrade to Tier 2 (25% commission).
What we're seeking
Authentic audience over numbers. A 5,000-subscriber newsletter from a sexuality educator beats a 500K viral account every time. We evaluate engagement, brand fit, and how respectfully you treat pleasure and toys.
Creative autonomy. We never approve copy. We don't request revisions. We trust you to know your community. FTC disclosure is required (#ad, 'affiliate', or 'sponsored') and we won't ask for unsupported claims.
Lasting partnerships. We prefer 30 long-term affiliates over 300 transactional ones. Tier 2 commissions, early product access, and direct support build lasting relationships.
Interested in joining? Email [email protected] with your platform and one sentence about your followers. We respond to all applications within one week.